I have noticed that nobody has been checking this blog. It seems like this is going nowhere so if there is no further activity on this blog in twenty-four hours…then i guess it’s all over.

 I just got word from Master Pippi that two pippies who will not be named (Pippiroo Cottonbal and Pippi Peabody) have shown disrespectful behavior towards Pippiville. We will attach the following letters from them.

To Pippiroo Cottonbal:

Dear fellow Pippi’s,

It is with great dissapointment that I write this letter today.  As some of you already know, Miss Pippiroo Cottonbal has not been acting in a manner suitable for Pippies.  In fact, she has upset the entire Board by her unacceptable behavior.  Without further ado, we will relinquish her Pippi name for the next 2 weeks as she is a stinky lemon who must learn to behave.  She will not be able to go by or be greeted as Pippiroo Cottonbal (in any form).  Her new name is Pitiful Pippi la Stink.  She will remain Pitiful Pippi la stink for the next 2 weeks.  Please remind her at all times of this new name.  For each time she addresses herself as anything else this will add 1 more day to the 2 weeks that she must be called Pitiful Pippi La Stink. 

We certainly hope she can change and become the role model we dearly love.  Once in a while this happens to a Pippi and as we do not want her attitude to spread as if it were a Pippi eating virus.

As a fellow Pippi it is your duty to help her through this trying time.  Be there for her and give her the support she needs to make it through this.  For we all know what will happen if her attitude and behavior continue.  We want to keep her in the Pippi Club….

Sincerely,

Master Pippi

a.k.a – Head Of Pippiville

To Pippi Peabody:

Dear fellow Pippi’s,

It is with great dissapointment that I write this letter today.  As some of you already know, Miss Pippi Peabody has not been acting in a manner suitable for Pippies.  In fact, she has upset the entire Board by her unacceptable behavior.  Without further ado, we will relinquish her Pippi name for the next 2 weeks as she is a stinky lemon who must learn to behave.  She will not be able to go by or be greeted as Pippi Peabody (in any form).  Her new name is Pitiful Pippi La Pew.  She will remain Pitiful Pippi La Pew for the next 2 weeks.  Please remind her at all times of this new name.  For each time she addresses herself as anything else this will add 1 more day to the 2 weeks that she must be called Pitiful Pippi La Pew. 

We certainly hope she can change and become the role model we dearly love.  Once in a while this happens to a Pippi and as we do not want her attitude to spread as if it were a Pippi eating virus.

As a fellow Pippi it is your duty to help her through this trying time.  Be there for her and give her the support she needs to make it through this.  For we all know what will happen if her attitude and behavior continue.  We want to keep her in the Pippi Club….

Sincerely,

Master Pippi

a.k.a – Head Of Pippiville

Dear Pippiville,

We have an outbreak of Pippiflew! Yes, yes, it’s true. Poor Pippi Peabody is sick and the Pippi Cure Cup is nowhere to be found! We have a very difficult situation in Pippiville! We are collecting lovies and huggies in our comment box so please be generous and donate some! By donating you will be helping us come up with a new cure until the Pippi Cure Cup is found. Thank You.

This little news article has scared many people. We suggest you stay clear of pippies who are sneezing and coughing. Except Pippi Peabody because she needs help.

From,

The Daily Pippi

P.S. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS. THE TWO SOON-TO-BE PIPPIES WILL BE PROMOTED IN TWO DAYS! GOOD LUCK! PLUS LP IS COMING HOME TOMORROW!

 How are you? I have recently found out that two would-be honorary Pippies have died. Their names were Cassandra and the other is unknown. Both died around the same time and both died very suddenly. Pippi N.Y. , the caretaker of the fish, is devastated! She is very sad because almost every fish she gets they die shortly after. Please leave a note for her by leaving a comment on the blog.

Thank you so, so much!

Sincercely,

Pippi Peabody!Click here Pippi N.Y.! We know how much you loved your fish!

Here is the list of the Pippies who subscribed:

Gwandpas

Little Pippi

Pippi Peabody

Pippi NY

Pippiroo Cottonbal

Master Pippi!

Thank you very much for subscribing and making this possible!

Sincerely,

The Daily Pippi! <3

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Sincerely,

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