A Dreary Day In Pippiville

Dear Pippies,

 I just got word from Master Pippi that two pippies who will not be named (Pippiroo Cottonbal and Pippi Peabody) have shown disrespectful behavior towards Pippiville. We will attach the following letters from them.

To Pippiroo Cottonbal:

Dear fellow Pippi’s,

 

It is with great dissapointment that I write this letter today.  As some of you already know, Miss Pippiroo Cottonbal has not been acting in a manner suitable for Pippies.  In fact, she has upset the entire Board by her unacceptable behavior.  Without further ado, we will relinquish her Pippi name for the next 2 weeks as she is a stinky lemon who must learn to behave.  She will not be able to go by or be greeted as Pippiroo Cottonbal (in any form).  Her new name is Pitiful Pippi la Stink.  She will remain Pitiful Pippi la stink for the next 2 weeks.  Please remind her at all times of this new name.  For each time she addresses herself as anything else this will add 1 more day to the 2 weeks that she must be called Pitiful Pippi La Stink. 

We certainly hope she can change and become the role model we dearly love.  Once in a while this happens to a Pippi and as we do not want her attitude to spread as if it were a Pippi eating virus.

As a fellow Pippi it is your duty to help her through this trying time.  Be there for her and give her the support she needs to make it through this.  For we all know what will happen if her attitude and behavior continue.  We want to keep her in the Pippi Club….

 

Sincerely,

 

Master Pippi

a.k.a – Head Of Pippiville

 

To Pippi Peabody:

 

Dear fellow Pippi’s,

 

It is with great dissapointment that I write this letter today.  As some of you already know, Miss Pippi Peabody has not been acting in a manner suitable for Pippies.  In fact, she has upset the entire Board by her unacceptable behavior.  Without further ado, we will relinquish her Pippi name for the next 2 weeks as she is a stinky lemon who must learn to behave.  She will not be able to go by or be greeted as Pippi Peabody (in any form).  Her new name is Pitiful Pippi La Pew.  She will remain Pitiful Pippi La Pew for the next 2 weeks.  Please remind her at all times of this new name.  For each time she addresses herself as anything else this will add 1 more day to the 2 weeks that she must be called Pitiful Pippi La Pew. 

We certainly hope she can change and become the role model we dearly love.  Once in a while this happens to a Pippi and as we do not want her attitude to spread as if it were a Pippi eating virus.

As a fellow Pippi it is your duty to help her through this trying time.  Be there for her and give her the support she needs to make it through this.  For we all know what will happen if her attitude and behavior continue.  We want to keep her in the Pippi Club….

 

Sincerely,

 

Master Pippi

a.k.a – Head Of Pippiville

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